INSTRUCTIONS: Answer the questions below then go to UrbanDictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the BEST definition/s it gives you. I guarantee you're gonna find some pretty hilarious results! You are going to enjoy this. =)
1. NAME? THERESE
C*ck sucking c*nt. Who likes to gossip cause she is pathetic.
Guy1: "I hate my girlfriend"
Guy 2: "Yeah she is such a Therese"
---( therese=bitch)
2. AGE? 30
porn
derived from the roman numerals xxx, meaning both 30 and porn. came around in the 21st century when members of the GPK needed code words to get past their parents. also makes it more comfortable to talk about porn.
While Steve's mom was in the room...
Alex: Hey, dudes, i found some sick ass 30 last night.
Dan: Aww no way. i got grounded from the computer cuz my parents found out about my 30
Steve: Ur a dumbshit, 30 rocks.
Giussepe: I LOVE 30!
---(weird weird weird)
3. NAME OF A FRIEND? JEMI
A very handsome strong male, who can attract any woman in sight. Also very good at everything wether it be games or driving "he" will always be the ultimate.
Damn that kid sure is one hell of a "Jemi"!
--- Jemi is a she...
4. WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING RIGHT NOW? Call
To lay claim to something or someone, secure right of ownership. A spoken agreement between friends that gives the person calling something rights to the thing/person called, without the other friends interfering.
"Damn that bitch is hot, I call it"
"Shit, I was really hopin to tap that ass"
"And don't even think about kieling that shit either"
--- hmmmm...
5. FAVORITE NUMBER? 27
the age all rockstars die at:
jimi hendrix
jim morrison
janis joplin
kurt cobain
alexander the great
james dean
river phoenix
brad nowell (lead singer to sublime) died at the age of 28 years and 2 days (2 days from joining the club)
you and i have been through that
and this is NOT our fate
27
--- it's my birthdate...
6.MONTH OF YOUR BIRTHDAY? December
The month in which the hottest women are born.
That girl is FINE! She must have been born in December.
--- she would say yes to this! :)
7. Your pet-peeve: Plastics
1. girls who think they are all that and that every guy wants them--but really; guys just want to use them, because they're EASY!!
2. a girl that had undergone plastic surgery
boy: "i had already hit them plastics over there!"
girl: "she's a plastic!!--fake ass BOOBS!!"
--- oh the thing is some people would choose to be hugged even if you don't feel like hugging them and they would take that against you...
8. Your revered hobby: Music
Listening to MUSIC
Something the world would be lost without.
Music is life.
---therapeutic.
9.YOUR MOST CHERISHED POSSESSION? Dignity
A value only men are capable of acquiring.
That bitch got on her knees and sucked his c*ck, wheres her dignity?
--- hmmmm....
10. FAVORITE FOOD? Pasta
A word that can be used an a noun, adjective, adverb, etc. if you are extremely hyper at said moment and/or intoxicated or high
You pasta!
Watch out, you're about to get pasta'd!
You're acting so pasta-y
--- maybe that is why i am naturally high...
11. FAVORITE COLOR? Blue Green
another name for jr (see jr --is an acronym for just right )
and his eye color
his eyes are amazing
blue-green is the most wonderful color in the world. hands down dont argue with me.
--- blue-green is the dominant color of the earth
1. NAME? THERESE
C*ck sucking c*nt. Who likes to gossip cause she is pathetic.
Guy1: "I hate my girlfriend"
Guy 2: "Yeah she is such a Therese"
---( therese=bitch)
2. AGE? 30
porn
derived from the roman numerals xxx, meaning both 30 and porn. came around in the 21st century when members of the GPK needed code words to get past their parents. also makes it more comfortable to talk about porn.
While Steve's mom was in the room...
Alex: Hey, dudes, i found some sick ass 30 last night.
Dan: Aww no way. i got grounded from the computer cuz my parents found out about my 30
Steve: Ur a dumbshit, 30 rocks.
Giussepe: I LOVE 30!
---(weird weird weird)
3. NAME OF A FRIEND? JEMI
A very handsome strong male, who can attract any woman in sight. Also very good at everything wether it be games or driving "he" will always be the ultimate.
Damn that kid sure is one hell of a "Jemi"!
--- Jemi is a she...
4. WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING RIGHT NOW? Call
To lay claim to something or someone, secure right of ownership. A spoken agreement between friends that gives the person calling something rights to the thing/person called, without the other friends interfering.
"Damn that bitch is hot, I call it"
"Shit, I was really hopin to tap that ass"
"And don't even think about kieling that shit either"
--- hmmmm...
5. FAVORITE NUMBER? 27
the age all rockstars die at:
jimi hendrix
jim morrison
janis joplin
kurt cobain
alexander the great
james dean
river phoenix
brad nowell (lead singer to sublime) died at the age of 28 years and 2 days (2 days from joining the club)
you and i have been through that
and this is NOT our fate
27
--- it's my birthdate...
6.MONTH OF YOUR BIRTHDAY? December
The month in which the hottest women are born.
That girl is FINE! She must have been born in December.
--- she would say yes to this! :)
7. Your pet-peeve: Plastics
1. girls who think they are all that and that every guy wants them--but really; guys just want to use them, because they're EASY!!
2. a girl that had undergone plastic surgery
boy: "i had already hit them plastics over there!"
girl: "she's a plastic!!--fake ass BOOBS!!"
--- oh the thing is some people would choose to be hugged even if you don't feel like hugging them and they would take that against you...
8. Your revered hobby: Music
Listening to MUSIC
Something the world would be lost without.
Music is life.
---therapeutic.
9.YOUR MOST CHERISHED POSSESSION? Dignity
A value only men are capable of acquiring.
That bitch got on her knees and sucked his c*ck, wheres her dignity?
--- hmmmm....
10. FAVORITE FOOD? Pasta
A word that can be used an a noun, adjective, adverb, etc. if you are extremely hyper at said moment and/or intoxicated or high
You pasta!
Watch out, you're about to get pasta'd!
You're acting so pasta-y
--- maybe that is why i am naturally high...
11. FAVORITE COLOR? Blue Green
another name for jr (see jr --is an acronym for just right )
and his eye color
his eyes are amazing
blue-green is the most wonderful color in the world. hands down dont argue with me.
--- blue-green is the dominant color of the earth
hi kakaii! alam mo ba..
ReplyDeletedi ko to magets. hahahaha.
natatamad ME mag-basa eh.
nang-gugulo lang~
hahaha! u just use the urbandictionary.com then u can find the answer.
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